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Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, ‘The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

The rabbi shrugs. "Why should I be? I've been married to your sister these past forty-three years." Patient: “Hey doc, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? Because I heard about how this guy was diagnosed with pneumonia but then died of typhus.” I just failed driving exam The instructor said I failed at signals. I don't get it. I keep giving middle finger to the drivers honking at me.Short finger puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The finger humour may include short thumb jokes also. Now, the minister was truly speechless. Although his previous thoughts about brain damage were almost certainly proven, he simply could not believe how beautiful the sound was that the bell made. He looked at the man, seeing no sign of harm to his head, but only a smile that showed how confident he was. The minister then made the final decision to make this young man the next bell ringer. u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

St. Peter is stunned, thinking no one can top this story. So the third guy looks at the others and says,Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes Why can't people with no hands tell what's wrong with a picture? They cannot quite put their finger on it. I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: “Don’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: “No, it’s a math problem.” Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off." A few people were mean to me about choosing to wear mittens instead of gloves, but I don’t like to point fingers.