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I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come…Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.” We know that the vast majority of our parcels are delivered on time and in perfect condition. However, we also understand, regrettably, that this will never always be the case with any delivery company. She comes close, starts playing with his beard, whispers in his ear, “Santa, don’t you have a gift you would like to give me?”

His mate like the idea of some of that so he went to the house where once again the lady appeared, this time in even more revealing attire. He and Mrs. Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his sleigh wasn’t loaded, and the elves were talking about going on strike. Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the fabric section, “How much is this gold tinsel garland?” People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there's a whole world of difference between them. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for the coming Christmas Eve.That’s what Mrs. Claus calls it… 22. Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas… A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”

Whatever the hell you want. He can’t hear you. 18. I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come… The brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?” You do a bunch of work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit. 26. So my girlfriend wanted a white Christmas… These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she’d been wearing for the last three weeks and they were hardly soiled.

Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos. 10. What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning? Before we do, suffice it to say that some of what you’re about to read may turn your cheeks redder than Rudolph’s nose. Blush away! When it’s cold outside, no one knows the difference between a face flush from feelings and a face flush from the frigid air. It’s really the best time of year to indulge in a little naughty fun if you think about it that way. He didn’t even remember how he got home. Confused he tried to gather his thoughts, “It’s 8.30. What day is it? Thursday. The wife must have gone to work.” Santa comes down a chimney one Christmas Eve and to his surprise finds a gorgeous brunette waiting for him, wearing the sexiest lingerie imaginable. His teenage son was sitting at the table, eating. Bill, bracing himself for the worst, asked his son what happened the previous night.